My dearest Dr. Cockenstein has been having a bit of a problem lately. He has had difficulty with his pecker. It seems it just doesn't operate the way it used to. We have been working for over 6 months on a new potion. Now this isn't the sort of Erectile Dysfunction medicine they advertise on TV or is those obnoxious spam emails, no, this is a custom potion that would never in a million years pass the FDA. My stupid but trusty assistant Igor brought me the a sample of the new batch. Right when I was going to hand it to the dear Dr. and solove all has limp appendage problems which of course would in turn fix my vacant pussy issues that damn Igor downed the vial himself? He instantly got a gigantic boner and it had been so long since ... |
